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India’s top columnists budget
time for this!
WSN Network
Interesting
how top editors and columnists in
India choose their subjects at a time when issues as serious as the
annual budgetary allocations are being decided and the entire
country is expected to be glued to the TV to watch its fate unroll.
At a time like this, top columnist editor Vir Sanghvi chose to
devote his entire column to a hairy conundrum in Pakistan, drawing
attention to how politicians in Pakistan are growing new hair, Prez
Mush is dying his mane and Nawaz’s pate is showing some robust
growth.
Read Sanghvi’s cerebral exertions: “The Sharif who had welcomed AB
Vajpayee to
Lahore had a head like a billiard ball. So distinctive was his
baldness that Pakistani papers claimed that Nawaz and his brother
Shahbaz were affectionately called ‘Do Ganje’ by their friends in
the
Punjab.
“But
this new Sharif had hair -quite a lot of it. Gone was the smooth
billiard ball. Instead, there was a slightly unruly mop of black
steel wool and in each interview,Nawaz would self-consciously brush
it back with his hand.
“The new improved and hairyNawaz Sharif got me thinking: could it
happen here? (He meant
India.)
Indrajit Hazra, another top shot Hindustan Times columnist, however
kept his column on the budget. But did he succeed?
Instead,
he stuck to his core competency: making frivolous observations. Oh!
we are quoting only the columnist himself. Hazra’ s entire column
was on how “Kamal Nath, seated next to the FM, looked uncomfortable”
and was perhaps thinking about “last night’s dinner” while Sharad
Pawar, as per him, “was more likely...(thinking) what his dream IPL
(cricket) team would be.”
“With a business colleague in the room, I felt awkward about
changing channels. I would then be exposing the fact that mature,
adult entertainment like the annual Budget speech wasn’t my thing,”
Hazra wrote. So what is he capable of? We leave it to WSN readers to
deduce from such cerebral exertions.
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March 2008
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